23Apr/070
Pet Peeves – Golf Umbrellas
Golf umbrellas are meant for use on the GOLF COURSE, you stupid morons! When I walk to work and I get whacked repeatedly by MASSIVE umbrellas, it makes me want to eat your face off. Plus, when you're short and have a massive umbrella, you clip my neck, eyeballs, etc. Plus you look stupid with those things. Thanks for listening everyone!